Are banjos edible?

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I've spent the afternoon futzing around with astrology programs because the one I had doesn't work on my new Mac. That, however, didn't give me anything to write about. Luckily a friend of mine (he's an animal! I mean, he's Animal) inspired me to do this:


What Muppet are you?


You are Kermit the Frog.

You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE: "How Green Was My Mother"
LAST BOOK READ: "Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet"
HOBBIES: Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.
QUOTE: "Hmm, my banjo is wet."

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The above is what I get when I answer absolutely truthfully and honestly and without a single lie. When I decided to be true to myself, I get this:


What Muppet are you?


You are Rizzo the Rat.

You have few friends, but are loyal to those you do have. Maybe if you didn't smell like sewage you would have more.
SPECIES: Rodentia Digesta Lotta Grub
HOMETOWN: Brooklyn, USA
FAVORITE MOVIE: "Rat On A Hot Tin Roof"
FAVORITE SONG: "The Pest Is Yet To Come"
FAVORITE FOOD: You got it, I'll eat it.
HOBBIES: See "Favorite Food".
QUOTE:"When do we eat?"

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...And it is scarily accurate.

Comments

Paula said…
I'm Miss Piggy, of course. It was all over with the first question. Oh, and that my fave food is cake. :)
January 18, 2008 8:55 PM
Keera Ann Fox said…
But of course. But don't think I'll marry you!
January 18, 2008 9:45 PM
Sparkling Red said…
I'm Kermit too. I knew it from the get-go. My favourite colour is green. :-)
January 20, 2008 3:21 PM
Keera Ann Fox said…
Mine's blue. I guess some of my other answers kept me from being Sam the Eagle (whew!).
January 20, 2008 3:59 PM
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