Flatulence in computing

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Wondering what to post today (so I stay daily), the Universe Internet gave me this gem:

Find and Replace Text with FART

Which concluded with:

FART is a free download for Windows only.

I guess we Mac users have to eat beans.

(Not to criticize Lifehacker, where I found the above; my sense of humor just never evolved past the fifth grade.)

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