Things you don't wanna know

Ah, yes, the world of belly-button lint and pure trivia, coming together in graceful order for embarrassing reveals on a blog near you. Here we go:

The most difficult part of this meme is, that you can only answer the questions with a single word. (And considering that I grew up in more than one country, miss more than one person, etc., what follows is first impulse.)

1. Where is your cell phone? — Bookshelf
2. Where is your significant other? — Future
3. Your hair color? — Brown
4. Your mother? — Nevada
5. Your father? — Dunno
6. Your favorite thing? — iMac
7. Your dream last night? — None
8. Your dream/goal? — Published
9. The room you’re in? — Messy
10. Your hobby? — Blogging
11. Your fear? — Unknowns
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? — Better
13. Where were you last night? — Here
14. What you’re not? — Shy
15. One of your wish-list items? — Chair
16. Where you grew up? — Norway
17. The last thing you did? — Laundry
18. What are you wearing? — Jeans
19. Your TV? — Off
20. Your pet? — Dead
21. Your computer? — Pretty
22. Your mood? — Peaceful
23. Missing someone? — Yes
24. Your car? — None
25. Something you’re not wearing? — Watch
26. Favorite store? — This
27. Your summer? — Hot
28. Love someone? — God
29. Your favorite color? — Blue
30. When is the last time you laughed? — Today
31. Last time you cried? — Wednesday

The other part of the challenge is to nominate five people to take up the challenge on their own blogs. However, I can't be bothered tagging any one. You can all do what I did: Steal.

Acknowledgements: Meme stolen from NicoleB, Carol Burnett clip found at Lou's