eBay sent me an e-mail about eBay Express - "an exciting way to shop". So I wandered on over/in and decided to look at handbags, narrowed down by color and material, and still I've got 10 pages with 90 items each to look through. Ah, bliss.
If you don't hear from me in a week, please come and get me. Look for the deliriously happy woman under a pile of black Hobos.