Apr 24, 2004

Hell and such

I've always joked about wanting to go to Hell when I die because I want to be with all my friends in the afterlife. Well, it turns out friends may be scattered, anyway – if this questionnaire about which level of Dante's hell you'll end up in is anything to go by. Here are my results after two tries:

First try

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Second try:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

What religion?

Next question: What religion am I? There's a questionnaire for that, too. My results with Belief-O-Matic's comments:

Remember: The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in the order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

Rankings:

  1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
  2. New Age (98%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
  4. New Thought (88%)
  5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
  6. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
  8. Scientology (73%)
  9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (66%)
  10. Hinduism (63%)
  11. Reform Judaism (63%)
  12. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
  13. Taoism (59%)
  14. Secular Humanism (50%)
  15. Sikhism (50%)
  16. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
  17. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
  18. Jainism (40%)
  19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
  20. Nontheist (25%)
  21. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
  22. Jehovah's Witness (23%)
  23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
  24. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
  25. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
  26. Islam (12%)
  27. Roman Catholic (12%)

I have no idea what a Neo-Pagan is, and the only faith I ever joined, is Religious Science. Anyway, I have a friend who's been answering these same questions, and she blogs, too (hi, beep!), so her blog has been added to my list.

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